Ready to make fun of a new little clitty dick? Yeah you are! Lets see what Keith is working with, shall we?

Why is it when its so damn small that guys wanna try to stretch it out a little? Like we aren’t going to notice that you’re stretching it? What a pathetic little thing.

Smaller than a roll for toilet paper. How absolutely useless! I can’t imagine a guy saying that he’s going to fuck me super hard and then pulling out that thing. I would die laughing, walking away while wiggling my pinky the whole time.

Okay so seriously, is his thumb bigger than his dick? Because it looks like it is! Hahaha!

Sometimes I say that shaving it won’t help it look bigger but like….. your pubes are longer than your dick Keith wtf.


































